Loose lips sink ships. So, my entire (impeccable, ask your friends) professional reputation relies upon my discretion. I will only ever ask for screening information as a means of ensuring my well-being.

I aim a little higher than acronyms. Every session I provide is based on our personal chemistry.

Like all true bisexuals, I am deeply disingenuous. You must be on high alert for bisexual trickery at all times and never go against the bisexual when death is on the line.

I was bitten by a radioactive spider in a dildo factory.