Let's be honest, the world is full of polite fictions and predictable scripts. We've mastered the art of small talk that says nothing and perfected the digital smile that feels like a placeholder.
I have very little patience for placeholders.
Think of me as your co-conspirator in a plot against the mundane. I offer a temporary pardon from the expected, a space for the kind of conversation that takes sharp, interesting turns. Bring your half-baked theories, your passionate arguments, and the personality you're normally told to dial down. In return, I'll bring mine.
Because true luxury isn't about the price of the wine; it's the quality of the laughter. It’s the thrill of being truly seen, the comfort of a silence that isn't awkward, and the simple, intoxicating pleasure of a shared, unscripted moment. Let's create a story that's far too interesting to be forgotten.
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Loose lips sink ships. So, my entire (impeccable, ask your friends) professional reputation relies upon my discretion. I will only ever ask for screening information as a means of ensuring my well-being.
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I aim a little higher than acronyms. Every session I provide is based on our personal chemistry.
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Like all true bisexuals, I am deeply disingenuous. You must be on high alert for bisexual trickery at all times and never go against the bisexual when death is on the line.
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I was bitten by a radioactive spider in a dildo factory.
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Unbelievably hot, genuine, and fun